 Bird
Jokes |
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What birds spend all
their time on their knees ?
Birds of prey ! |
What do you call a woodpecker
with no beak ?
A headbanger ! |
When is the best time
to buy budgies ?
When they're going cheap ! |
How do you get a cut-price
parrot ?
Plant bird seed ! |
Why is a sofa like a
roast chicken ?
Because they're both full of stuffing ! |
What do you call a very
rude bird ?
A mockingbird ! |
Where do birds meet
for coffee ?
In a nest-cafe ! |
How does a bird with
a broken wing manage to land safely ?
With it's sparrowchute ! |
What is green and pecks
on trees ?
Woody Wood Pickle ! |
What do you call a bunch
of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?
Fowl play ! |
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