ELEPHANT JOKES

Elephant Jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?
An umbrellaphant !

What's big and grey and has 16 wheels ?
An elephant on roller skates !

What's big, grey and flies straight up ?
An elecopter !

What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down ?
An elephant on a trampoline !

What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?
An elephant holding its breath !

What's blue and has big ears ?
An elephant at the North Pole !

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?
An elephant with hiccups !

What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ?
An elephant in a lift !

What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?
An elephant with spare parts !

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?
An elephant's shadow !

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