What do you call someone
with an elephant on their head ? Squashed
!
How to elephants talk
to each other ? By
'elephone !
What did the zoo keeper
say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses
?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them !
When do elephants have
8 feet ?
When
there are two of them !
What do you give an
elephant with big feet ?
Plenty of room !
Why did the elephant
walk on two feet ?
To give
the ants a chance !
Why do elephants have
trunks ?
Because they've no pockets to put things in !
A man was sprinkling
some white powder on his lawn.
"Why
are you doing that ?" asked his neighbour
"It's to keep the
elephants off the grass", he replied.
"But we don't get elephants round here!"
"I know - good
stuff isn't it !"
What animals were last
to leave the ark ?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
What would happen if
an elephant sat in front of you at the movies ?
You
would miss most of the film !
