What
do you get if you put your hand in a pot?
A potted palm.
What
do you get if you put your head in a washing machine?
Cleaner and brighter thoughts.
What
do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you
see spots in front of your eyes?
You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
What
does every drowning person say no matter what language he speaks?
"Glub, glub!"
What
game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
What
goes, "Ho, ho, ho, plop!"?
Santa Claus laughing his head off
What
happened when the dog swallowed the watch?
He got a lot of ticks.
What
happened when the horse swallowed a dollar bill?
He bucked.
What
happened when the icicle landed on the man's head?
It knocked him cold.
What
happens when a pony gets sunburned?
You get a little horseradish (reddish).
