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What
did the doctor say to the patient when he finished the operation?
"That's enough out of you." |
What
did the doctor say to the tonsil?
"You look so cute, I think I'll take you out. " |
What
did the farmer use to cure his sick hog?
Oinkment (ointment). |
What
did the nervous kid say when the doctor asked if he had been
getting enough iron?
"Yes, I chew my nails every day." |
What
did the tooth say to the dentist?
"Fill 'er up!" |
What
did the woman say when the doctor asked if she smoked cigarettes?
"Of cough!" |
What
do cowboys call a doctor's hypodermic needle?
A sick (six) shooter. |
What
do seven days of dieting do?
They make one weak (week). |
What
do you call a person who doesn't have all his fingers on one
hand?
Normal. Fingers are supposed to be on two hands. |
What
do you get if an ax hits your head?
A splitting headache. |
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