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Why
did the germ cross the microscope?
To get to the other side. |
Why
did the invisible mother take her invisible child to the doctor?
To find out why he wasn't all there. |
Why
did the kid put his hand in the fuse box when the weather got
hot?
He heard that fuses blew. |
Why
did the man hit his hand with a hammer?
He wanted to see something swell. |
Why
did the mother ghost take her ghost child to the doctor?
She was worried because he was in such good spirits. |
Why
did the secretary cut her fingers off?
She wanted to write shorthand. |
Why
did the timid soul tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills. |
Why
do you feel soft in the head when you wash your hair?
Because you get a soggy noodle. |
Why
do your eyes look different when you come from an eye doctor?
Because they've been checked. |
Why
does a dentist seem moody?
Because he always looks down in the mouth. |
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