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Health, & Medical Riddles | | |
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How
do you know that peanuts are fattening?
Have you ever seen a skinny elephant? |
How
do you make a thin person fat?
Throw him up in the air and he comes down "Plump." |
How
was the blind carpenter able to see?
He picked up his hammer and saw. |
If an
apple a day keeps the doctor away, what will an onion do?
Keep everyone away. |
If you
don't feel well, what do you probably have?
A pair of gloves on your hands. |
If you
dropped a tomato on your toe, would it hurt much?
Yes, if' it were in a can. |
If you
fell off' a ladder, what would you fall against?
Against your will. |
What
did Frankenstein say when a bolt of lightning hit him?
"Thanks, I needed that!" |
What
did the dentist say to the golfer?
"You have a hole in one. " |
What
did the doctor find when he examined the X-ray of the dummy's
head?
Nothing. |
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