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Why
couldn't the mountain climber call for help?
Because he was hanging by his teeth. |
Why
did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair). |
Why
did the kangaroo mother scold her child?
For eating crackers in bed. |
Why
did the mummy leave his tomb after 2,000 years?
He thought he was old enough to leave home. |
Why
did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice. |
Why
did the rooster refuse to fight?
Because he was chicken. |
Why
did the silly couple want to get married in the bathtub?
They wanted a double-ring ceremony. |
Why
did the stale girl loaf of bread slap the stale boy loaf of
bread?
Because he tried to get fresh. |
Why
did the team sign a two-headed baseball player?
To play the double-headers. |
Why
did the wife understand her invisible husband so well?
Because she could see right through him. |
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