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If two
people had a race and one had sand in his shoe but the other
did not, who would win?
The one with the sand in his shoe-if it was quicksand. |
If you
were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you,
what should you do?
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean. |
If your
watch is broken, why can't you go fishing?
Because you don't have the time. |
If you're
crazy about chess, why should you keep away from squirrels?
Because squirrels eat chestnuts (chess nuts). |
Two
baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched
base. How could that be?
Both were all-girl teams. |
Two
men were playing checkers. They played five games, and each
man won the same number of games. How is that possible?
They played different people. |
What
colour is a cheerleader?
Yeller (yellow). |
What
did one fish say to the other?
"If you keep your big mouth shut, you won't get caught." |
What
did one grape say to the other grape?
"If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't be in this jam." |
What
did one horse say to the other horse?
"I forget your name but your pace (face) is familiar." |
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