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What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A very long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.

What do you get if you cross a wolf with a cockerel? An animal that howls when the sun rises.

What fish swims only at night? A starfish.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !

What game do cats play at night? Trivial Purr-suit.

What holds the moon up? Moon beams.

What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.

What is further away, Australia or the Moon ? Australia, you can see the Moon at night !

What is the latest thing in dresses ? A nightdress.

What is the longest night of the year? A fortnight.

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