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Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?
Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough

Did you hear about the idiot who sat up all night wondering where the sun had gone?
The next morning it dawned on him.
Did you hear about the man who drove his car into the lake one night?
He was trying to dip his headlights.
Did you hear about the night-owl who installed a skylight so he could watch the stars?
The people in the room above were furious . . .
Did you hear about the wolves all-night party?
It was a howling success!
Doctor, doctor, I have trouble getting to sleep at nights.
Lie on the edge of the bed - you'll soon drop off.
How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?
Sleep at night.
How did Noah see in the dark?
By ark-lights and flood-lights!.
How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?
He used a skeleton key.
How did the glow-worm feel when it backed into a tree?
De-lighted.
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