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If we breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?
Nitrogen!
I've been on my computer all night!
Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?
Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world
What was I wearing ?
Two dozy drunks were staggering home one night. One looked up and said: 'Is that the sun or the moon?'
I don't know, 'said the other. 1 don't live round here either.'
What animal has wooden legs?
A timber wolf.
What dance can you see in the night sky ?
The moon walk !
What did Mrs Wolf say to Mr Wolf?
'The baby's howling again.'
What did one bat say to another?
'Let's hang around.'
What did one glow-worm say to the other when his light went out?
'Give me a push, my battery is dead.'
What did one shooting star say to the other?
'Pleased to meteor.'
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