When he swings on the
vines in France, what do the natives call Boy's father?
Tarzan of the Grapes!
When Jane gets angry
at Tarzan, what does she call him?
A big Ape!
When the Giant Ape played
basketball, why did the other players stay away from him?
Because he played left guard and refused to use Right Guard!
When the lumberjacks
sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
Where can you buy an
Ape?
In any supermarket, department store, or retail establishment - at a monster sale!
Where did the Gorilla
play baseball?
In the bush leagues,of course!
Where does Tarzan head
first when he arrives in Italy?
The Ape-ian way!
Where does the vampire
Ape find his victims?
Any neck of the woods!
Which American President
did Apes like most?
Ape Lincoln!
Which Apes know how
to mix drinks well?
Zoo Apes - they spend their lives behind bars!
