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How do we know that
Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?
They'll both bite at anything! |
How do we know that
Tarzan was religious?
He was a man of the (lion) cloth! |
How do you fit six Apes
into a sports car?
Two in the front, two in the back, and two in the glove compartment! |
How do you make a Gorilla
float?
Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla! |
How do you make a Gorilla
laugh?
Tell it an elephant joke! |
How do you make a Gorilla
stew?
You keep it waiting for three hours! |
How do you make a green
Gorilla?
Cross a blue gorilla with a yellow one! |
How do you prepare a
Gorilla sundae?
Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae! |
How do you stop a thundering
herd of Apes?
Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?'' |
How do you stop an Ape
from charging?
Take away its credit cards! |
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