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What do you feed a 600
pound Gorilla?
Anything it wants! |
What does a dog bark
to indicate that there is an Ape approaching?
G-r-r-illa! |
What does a Gorilla
attorney study?
The Law of the jungle! |
What does a Gorilla
learn first in school?
The Apey-cees! |
What excuse does an
Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me! |
What gives a gorilla
good taste?
Four years in an Ivy League school! |
What hairy creature
is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to
leap tall buildings in a single bound?
Cheetah - after Tarzan lets go one of those stupid blood-curdling yells! |
What happened when the
Ape won the door prize?
He didn't take it - he already had a door! |
What happened when the
Gorilla walked into a revolving door?
He spend two weeks running around in circles because he couldn't find the door
knob! |
What happens at any
lodge meeting of the loyal order of primates?
They act like a bunch of wild animals! |
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