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A man
was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon
was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man
see her?
It was a bright, sunny day. |
Can
you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.
Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for
me. |
Do you
say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and
five are thirteen" ?
Neither. Nine and five are fourteen. |
How
can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and
a can of tomato soup?
Read the label. |
How
can you tell twin witches apart?
It's not easy to tell which witch is which. |
How
did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?
He was shocked. |
How
do pigs write?
With a pigpen. |
How
does a boat show affection?
It hugs the shore. |
How
many animals did Moses take on the ark?
Moses didn't take anything on the ark. Noah did! |
If a
boy is spanked by his mother and his father, who hurts the most?
The boy. |
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