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What
did the man say when he got a big phone bill?
"Who said talk is cheap?" |
What
did the tree say to the woodpecker?
"You bore me." |
What
do people make that you can't see?
Noise. |
What
do you get if you cross an insect and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny. |
What
does a caterpillar do on New Year's Day?
Turns over a new leaf. |
What
does an envelope say when you lick it?
Nothing. It just shuts up. |
What
does Brazil produce that no other country produces?
Brazilians. |
What
doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?
The ocean. |
What
flower does everyone have?
Tulips (two lips). |
What
goes around a yard but doesn't move?
A fence. |
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