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Telephone
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A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient.
"Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where
the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist.
"As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient.
"And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist.
"Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."
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Receptionist: Hello? Doctors office. May I help you?
Caller: Yes! I feel funny. What should I do?
Receptionist: Try to get on television.
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What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?
A phone moan.
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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?
"Oops! King Kong ring wrong."
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How does a skeleton make calls?
On a bone phone!
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How does a baboon make phone calls?
He just monkeys around on the line!
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How does a barber make phone calls?
He cuts them short.
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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?
A smooth operator!
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What kind of music do phones love to hear?
A symphony
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Why does an octopus need so many phones?
So it can reach out and touch someone!
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Telephone
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