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Party Host: Hello?
Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you
please ask if anybody at your party knows her?
Party Host: I'd be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody
know Ima Nidiot?
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Party Host: Hello?
Phone Caller: Hello. I'm trying to reach a Mr. Yuppyernose. He goes by his initials
IC. Would it be too much trouble for you to ask your guests if any of them know
him?
Party Host: Not at all. Hold the line please, (shouts) Hey, everybody! Do any
of you know I.C. Yuppyernose?
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Party Host: Hello?
Phone Caller; Hello! I'm trying to reach a Ms. Leavinsoon. Her first name is Yula
Bea? Could you find out if anybody at your party knows her?
Party Host: Hey, everybody! Do any of you know Yula Bea Leavinsoon?
Party Guests: 'Bye!
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!
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Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone, but
I can't make long distance calls any longer!
Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!
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Hello, honey? How about a date?
You want a date? Okay! How's 400 B.C.?
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Hello? Is this the butcher?
Yup. Glad to meat you!
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Fred: Hello?
Hello! Boy, have I got some really juicy gossip for you, Harry.
Fred: I'm sorry, this isn't Harry. You must have the wrong number. But anyway,
what's the gossip?
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Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away!
Sorry, this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen.
Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!
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Caller: Operator! Operator! What's the fastest way for me to get to the
hospital?
Operator: Have you tried playing in traffic?
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