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Mommy, Mommy, what's a werewolf?
Don't worry about that and comb your face.
Why was the werewolf arrested in the butchers shop?
He was chop-lifting.
How do you stop a werewolf howling in the back of a car?
Put him in the front.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and werewolf.
What did the werewolf write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an all-over perm.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they're asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer.
What parting gift did a mommy werewolf give to her son when he left home?
A comb.
Where does a werewolf sit in the theater?
Anywhere he wants to!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes.
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