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How do you make a werewolf
stew?
Keep him waiting for two hours. |
Why did the boy take
an aspirin after hearing a werewolf howl?
Because it gave him an eerie ache. |
Why shouldn't you grab
a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf's tail but it could be the end of you. |
| I used to be a werewolf
but I'm all right noooooooooooooooooow! |
How do you stop a werewolf
attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout fetch! |
Why are werewolves thought
of as quickwitted?
Because they always give snappy answers. |
Why did the mommy and
daddy werewolves call their son Camera?
Because he was always snapping. |
What do you call a hairy
beast with clothes on?
A wear-wolf. |
What do you call a hairy
beast in a river?
A weir-wolf. |
What do you call a hairy
beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf. |
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