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Why did the zombie go
to hospital?
He wanted to learn, a few sick jokes. |
What do you calf zombies
in a belfry?
Dead ringers. |
What do you find in
a zombie's veins?
Dead blood corpuscles. |
What's a zombie say
when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
It's a dead-letter day. |
Where do zombies go
for cruises?
The Deaditerranean. |
What did the zombie
get his medal for?
Deadication. |
What happened to the
zombie who had a bad cold?
He said, "I'm dead-up wid fuddy jokes aboud zondies." |
What do little zombies
play?
Corpses and Robbers. |
Why was the zombie's
nightclub a disaster?
It was a dead and alive hole. |
How did Dr Frankenstein
pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate. |
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