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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?
He gave tanks.
"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower."
"Really? Which rat was he?"
What's black and white and red all over?
A Pilgrim with a rash!
How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
He was very thinkful.
What kind of music did Pilgrim bands play?
Plymouth Rock 'n' roll!
What would you get if you crossed a pickle with an early New England settler?
A Dillgrim!
Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?"
Student: "Baseballs."
Teacher: "Baseballs?"
Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"
Why didn't the boy get a second helping of turkey?
Because he ate it all the first time!
Why did the Pilgrim shoot the turkey?
Because he was in a fowl mood!
What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?
Bumpkin pie!
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