Football jokes !  |
What did the footballer
say when he accidentally burped during a game ?
Sorry, it was a freak hic ! |
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Why are football grounds
odd ?
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the
sits ! |
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What do you get if you
drop a piano on a team's defence ?
A flat back four ! |
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Why did the goal post
get angry ?
Because the bar was rattled ! |
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What is the bank manager's
favourite type of football ?
Fiver side !
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What part of a football
ground is never the same ?
The changing rooms ! |
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What should a football
team do if the pitch is flooded ?
Bring on their subs ! |
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Did you hear about the
football team who ate too much pudding ?
They got jellygated ! |
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Ref:I'm sending you
off
Player: What for ?
Ref: The rest of the match ! |
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Why do artists never
when they play football ?
They keep drawing ! |
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