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What
do you call a man who is part man, part jungle cat ?
Richard the Lion Half ! |
Why
did the girl have a horse on her head ?
Because she wanted a pony tail ! |
What
do you call a man with a karaoke machine ?
Mike ! |
What
do you call a man who checks the size of rabbit holes ?
A Burrow Surveyor ! |
What
do you call a woman with a nut tree on her head ?
Hazel ! |
What
do you call a failed lion tamer ?
Claude Bottom ! |
What
do you call a woman with a cat on her head ?
kitty ! |
What
do you call a woman with a food mixer on her head ?
Belinda ! |
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What
do you call a man who does everything in 30 seconds ?
Arthur minute !
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What
do you call a woman who is crunchy and thin ?
Crisp-tine ! |
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