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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?
A wedding ring !
What do you get if you cross a doctor's surgery and a mountain range ?
Peak Practice !
What do you get if you cross a pig and an emergency vehicle ?
A Hambulance !
What do you get if you cross a joke book and a snowstorm ?
Corn Flakes !
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?
A lot of crackling on the line !
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a plumber ?
A drain in the neck !
What do you get if you cross an Italian landmark and a ghost ?
The screaming tower of Pisa !
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?
Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !
What do you get if you cross a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker ?
A bird that knocks before delivering a message !
What do you get if you cross a frog and a secret agent ?
A croak and dagger story !
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