|What self defence method do mice use ?
|What did the stupid burglar do when he saw a 'WANTED' poster outside the police station ?
He went in and applied for the job !
|What is a big game hunter ?
Someone who can't find the football stadium !
|30 people were sheltering under an umbrella, how many of them got wet ?
None - it wasn't raining !
|Why are burglars such good tennis players ?
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
|Is that a new perfume I smell ?
It is, and you do !
|What do vampires use to 'phone relatives ?
A terror-phone !
|What are wasps favourite flowers ?
|Why did the fly fly ?
Because the spider spied her !
|What sort of monster is musical ?
The one with a flat head !