|What is the name of the detective who sings quietly to himself while solving crimes ?
Sherlock Hums !
|Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
|What do you call the Scottish dentist ?
Phil McCavity !
|Why is the soil in my garden always dry ?
Because you have leeks !
|What kind of rose has a bark ?
A dog rose !
|What did the little boy say when he wanted his big brother to give him back his building bricks ?
|Why are you called Postman Pat ?
Because I have to deliver post to all the farms !
|Which two words in the English language have the most letters ?
Post Office !
|How do you start a jelly baby race ?
|What sort of music was invented by fish ?
Sole music !