|What is the only true cure for dandruff ?
|What should you buy if your hair falls out ?
A good vacuum cleaner !
|A man went to see his doctor with a brick buried in his head. What was he suffering from ?
Falling arches !
|Why did the doctor operate on the man who swallowed a pink biro ?
He had a cute-pen-inside-is !
|What sort of fish would you find in a bird cage ?
A perch !
|What sort of fish would you find in a shoe ?
An Eel !
|What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?
The conga !
|Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ?
In bark-lays bank !
|Did you hear about the bungee jumper who shot up and down for 3 hours before they could bring him under control ?
He had a yo-yo in his pocket !
|What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?
The deputy head !