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What is the only true cure for dandruff ? Baldness ! |
What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner ! |
A man went to see his doctor with a brick buried in his head. What was he suffering from ? Falling arches ! |
Why did the doctor operate on the man who swallowed a pink biro ? He had a cute-pen-inside-is ! |
What sort of fish would you find in a bird cage ? A perch ! |
What sort of fish would you find in a shoe ? An Eel ! |
What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga ! |
Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank ! |
Did you hear about the bungee jumper who shot up and down for 3 hours before they could bring him under control ? He had a yo-yo in his pocket ! |
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head ! |
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