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Waiter
Someone who thinks money grows on trays

Walkie-Talkie
A parrot out for a stroll

Washable
Giving a bath to a bull

Watchdog
An animal that goes 'woof, tick, woof, tick, woof, tick'

Water
Thirst aid

Water Bed
Where crabs sleep

Water Polo
What horses playy in the swimming pool

Water Table
Where fish eat their dinners

Wear and Tear
What oversized monsters do with their clothes

Wedding Ring
A metal tourniquet worn on the left hand to stop circulation

Weight Watcher
Someone who looks at his tum in the mirror all day long

Whisky
Two pints of which make one cavort

Wholesome
The only thing in the world you can take whole and still have some left

Wigwam
When your wig falls over your eyes and you walk into a lamp post

Wind
Air in a hurry

Window Shopping
Going out to buy new windows for the house

Wine
The noise made by an unhappy bottle of alcohol

Winter
Twelve months in England

Wireless
A human puppet

Witch Craft
Broomstick

Woe
The opposite of 'giddy-up'

Wolf Whistle
What a fox referee uses

Wonkey
Unsteady donkey

Woodworm
A do-it-yourself carpenter

Wrap
Music for mummies

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