Vampire Jokes  |
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Who plays centre forward
for the vampire football team ?
The ghoulscorer !
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What's a vampire's favourite
soup ?
Sharks' fang soup ! |
What happened to the
lovesick vampire ?
He became a neck-romancer ! |
What do you get if you
cross a vampire with a snail ?
I don't know but it would slow him down ! |
Which vampire ate the
three bears porridge ?
Ghouldilocks ! |
Why did the vampire
go to hospital ?
He wanted his ghoulstones removed ! |
Why did the vampire
stand at the bus stop with a finger up his nose ?
He was a ghoulsniffer ! |
What's a vampire's favourite
drink ?
A bloody mary ! |
What's a vampire's favourite
dance ?
The fangdango ! |
Which vampire tried
to eat James Bond ?
Ghouldfinger ! |
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