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Spider Jokes

What do you call a big irish spider ?
Paddy long legs !

What is a spiders favourite TV show ?
The newly web game !

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?
A spinning wheel !

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !

What kind of doctors are like spiders ?
Spin doctors !

Why are spiders like tops ?
They are always spinning !

What has 8 legs and likes living in trees ?
Four anti road protesters ?

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?
Your spinning me a yarn here !

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