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What is even bigger than an elephant ?
A giant !
Who was the most famous ant scientist ?
Albert Antstein !
What kind of ants are very learned ?
Pedants !
What do you call a smart ant ?
Elegant !
What do you call an ant in space ?
Cosmonants & Astronants !
Where do ants go to eat ?
At a restaurant !
What do you call an ant from overseas ?
Impartant
Where do ants go for their holidays ?
Frants !
What do you call an ant who skips school ?
A truant !
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?
All sorts of antics !
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