Riddles from all around the world

Riddles from all around the World

Which has more legs, a horse or no horse?
No horse. A horse has four legs but no horse has six legs.

Who is the most truthful man in Spain?
A bullfighter.

Whose cow talks Russian?
Ma's cow (Moscow).

Why are false teeth like stars?
Because they come out at night.

Why can't you hit a stove a mile away?
Because it is out of range.

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for a bad summer.

Why did it take three husky Boy Scouts to help the little old lady cross the street?
Because she didn't want to go.

Why did the absentminded professor put glue on his head?
Because he thought it would help things stick in his mind.

Why did the athlete blink his eyelashes all day?
He needed batting practice.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Riddles from all around the World

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