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Are you crazy if you talk to yourself?
Not unless you answer.
At what time of day was Adam born?
A little before Eve.
How can you get a cow into a frying pan?
Use shortening.
How can you make varnish disappear?
Take out the R.
How do Iranians speak on the telephone?
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
How do you make an elephant float?
Take two scoops of ice cream, root beer, and add one elephant.
How far can you go into a forest?
Only halfway-after that you would be coming out.
How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
One, if it were long enough.
If a millionaire sits on his gold, who sits on silver?
The Lone Ranger.
If you cross a camera and a mirror, what do you get?
A camera that takes pictures of itself.
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