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Why
does a dog chasing a rabbit resemble a bald-headed man?
He makes a little hare (hair) go a long way. |
Why
does Father Time wear bandages?
Because day breaks and night falls. |
Why
is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat. |
Why
is a dictionary dangerous?
Because it has "dynamite" in it. |
Why
is a sinking ship like a person in jail?
Because it needs bailing out. |
Why
is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?
Because they are both up to something. |
Why
is an eye like a man being flogged?
Because it's under the lash. |
Why
is it confusing when a dog growls and wags his tail at the same
time?
It's hard to know which end to believe. |
Why
is it hard to steal pigs?
Because pigs are squealers. |
Why
is law like the ocean?
Because most trouble is caused by the breakers. mat |
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