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What
did the banana do when the monkey chased it?
The banana split. |
What
did the big toe say to the little toe?
"There's a big heel following us." |
What
did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?
A stole. |
What
did the chicken say when it was put in the pot?
"Boy, am I in hot water!" |
What
did the father mummy say to the kid mummy when he asked for
candy?
"You just had some a century ago!" |
What
did the girl spirit say to the boy spirit?
"You don't stand a ghost of a chance with me." |
What
did the mother elephant say to the baby elephant when it misbehaved?
"Tusk, tusk!" |
What
did the mother ghost say to the child ghost?
"Don't spook until you're spooken to." |
What
did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to
play?
"Don't get your sheets dirty!" |
What
do ghosts eat for lunch?
Boo-loney (bologna) sandwiches. |
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