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Fastest & Record Riddles | | |
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Why
is a kid who plays all day in a marathon like a phonograph record?
Because he is long-playing. |
Why
is being fat not very funny?
Because you can't laugh it of. |
Why
is the Dracula family so close?
Because blood is thicker than water. |
Why
is the letter N the most powerful letter?
Because it is in the middle of TNT. |
Why
is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?
Because if it were 12 inches long it would be a foot. |
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