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Waiter
Jokes !
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Waiter, this soup tastes
funny !
Then
why aren't you laughing ?
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Waiter, what's this
fly doing in my soup ?
It
looks like it's learning to swim sir
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Waiter, there is a
small slug in this lettuce
I'm sorry sir, would you like me to get you a bigger
one ?
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Waiter, do you have
frogs legs ?
No
sir, I've always walked like this.
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Waiter, there's a caterpillar
on my salad
Don't worry sir, there is no extra charge.
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Waiter, there is a
fly in my soup ?
Don't
worry sir that spider on your bread will soon get him !
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Waiter, this coffee
is terrible, it tastes like earth !
Yes sir, it was ground yesterday !
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Waiter, bring me something
to eat and make it snappy
How
about a crocodile sandwich sir !
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Waiter, is there soup
on the menu ?
No, madam I wiped it off !
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Waiter, this egg is
bad
Don't
blame me sir, I only laid the table !
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Waiter
Jokes !
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