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Space
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First
Spaceman: I'm hungry.
Second
Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
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What
do you call a loony spaceman ?
An
astronut !
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What
do you call a space magician ?
A flying sorcerer !
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I
want to be an astronaut when I grow up.
What
high hopes you have !
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What
do you call an overweight ET ?
An extra cholesterol !
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What
did the metric alien say ?
Take
me to your litre !
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What
did the alien say to the gas pump ?
Don't you know its rude to stick your
finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
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How
does a robot shave ?
With
a laser blade !
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What
do you call a robot that always takes the longest route
round ?
R2 detour !
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Do
robots have sisters ?
No,
just transistors !
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Space
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