Do you love
me? Of course
Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon
meringue pie !
I wish I had
a penny for every boy that's asked me out. Wow,
so you'd have enough to use a public lavatory then !
What would
it take to get you to kiss me ?
An anaesthetic !
Why is your
face all scratched ?
My
girlfriend said it with flowers.
How romantic.
Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses
!
I'm not rich
like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like
Martin but I do love you and want to marry you.
I love you too, but what was that you said about
Martin !
Do you like
me ?
Well,
as boys go your OK, and the further you go the better !
Where are
you off to ?
The doctors, I don't like the look of my husband
Can I come with you ?, I can't stand the sight of mine !
Could you
be happy with a boy like me ?
Maybe,
If you weren't around too often !
She's such
a nice bird.
She must be if she goes out with a worm like
you !
The computer
dating agency picked me out as an ideal boyfriend ?
But
who wants to go out with a computer !
