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Are hamburgers male?
Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers! |
At which fast food restaurant
is a hamburger happiest?
Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips! |
Can a hamburger marry
a hot dog?
Only if they have a very frank relationship! |
Can you name two burgers
who are royalty?
Sir Loin and Burger King! |
Can you use the word
'tenderloin' in a sentence?
Burgers 'tenderloin' faster than pizzas or hot dogs! |
Do hamburgers make good
vampires?
No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations! |
Do they really serve
burgers in Transylvania?
Very rare-ly. |
How are UFO's related
to hamburgers?
Both are Unidentified Frying Objects! |
How can you tell which
Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?
They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'! |
How did the jury find
the hamburger?
Grill-ty as charred! |
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