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'Doctor, doctor, I wake up feeling terrible! My head spins and the room goes round and round!'
'You must be sleeping like a top!' |
'Doctor, doctor, I walk in my sleep!'
'Remember to take money for the bus, then!' |
Doctor, doctor, I'm always dreaming about cricket.'
'Don't you ever dream about girls?'
'What? And miss my innings?' |
How can you shorten a bed?
Don't sleep long on it. |
How can you tell if there's an elephant under your bed?
When the bed touches the ceiling. |
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Rock-et. |
How do you know if there's an elephant in your bed?
By the big E on his pyjamas. |
How do you know when someone is sleeping like a log?
When you hear them sawing. |
How else?
There are peanut shells all over the bed. |
'I want a divorce.'
'Why?'
'My wife smokes in bed.'
It's not that bad, is it?'
'Yes it is. She smokes kippers!' |
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