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What do you call a monster
with a wooden head?
Edward. |
What do you call a monster
with two wooden heads?
Edward Woodward. |
What do you call a monster
with four wooden heads?
I don't know but Edward Woodward would. |
What do you call a stupid
monster?
A dummy mummy. |
What do you call a wicked
old woman who lives by the sea?
A sand-witch. |
What do you call a witch
who goes to the beach but won't go into the water?
A chicken sand-witch. |
What do you call a dinosaur
who's been dead and buried for a million years?
Pete. |
What do you call a drunken
ghost?
A methylated spirit. |
What do you call a monster
who has fallen into the sea and can't swim?
Bob. |
What do you call a monster
who likes sewing?
Fred. |
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