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What's red, white, blue
and yellow?
The Star-spangled Banana! |
How is a flag like Santa
Claus?
They both hang out at the pole! |
What's the difference
between June 14 and a day when a monster cooks?
One's a flag day and the other's a gag day! |
What did the patriotic
dog do on Flag Day?
He flagged his tail! |
Teacher: "How did
the Founding Fathers decide on our country's flag?"
Student: "I guess they took a flag poll!" |
Teacher: "Jenny,
what do you know that has stars and stripes?"
Jenny: "A movie about a zebra!" |
What would you get if
you crossed a famous march tune with a monster and his friends?
"Stars and Twerps Forever"! |
What would you get if
you crossed the Stars and Stripes with a cookie?
A Flag Newton! |
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