 | Easter
Jokes |  | |
|
|
Who is the Easter Bunny's
favourite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro! |
Does the Easter Bunny
like baseball?
Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan! |
What's pink, has five
toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people's foot! |
What's long and stylish
and full of cats?
The Easter Purrade! |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy Easter Bunny carry all dose treats in one basket? |
What has long ears,
four legs, and is worn on your head?
An Easter bunnet! |
Boy 1: "How did
you get that bruise on your arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."
Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!" |
What would you get if
you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
An Easter basket case! |
What's yellow, has long
ears, and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana! |
Why does Peter Cottontail
hop down the bunny trail?
Because his parents wouldn't let him borrow the car! |
| Easter
Jokes | | |
|
