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A Counselor saw
a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked.
'Because I only have one friend,' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.' |
Camper: There's a leak
over my bunk!
Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains. |
Camper: There's a leak
over my bunk!
Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one. |
Camper: There's a leak
over my bunk!
Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin! |
Counselor: A camper
just swallowed a bullet. What should I do?
Camp doctor: Don't point him at anyone. |
Counselor: A camper
just swallowed a pen. What should I do?
Camp Doctor: Use a pencil. |
Counselor: A camper
just swallowed a roll of film. What should I do?
Camp Doctor: Dont' worry. Nothing will develop. |
Counselor: Eat your
spinach. It's good for growing kids.
Monica: Who wants to grow kids? |
Counselor: How many
times did I tell you to make your bed?
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count! |
Counselor: Jake, why
did you put that snake in Annie's bed?
Jake: Because I couldn't find a frog! |
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