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Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Oh, you're Crackers! |
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor ! |
Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...
What's wrong with them ?
They keep slipping out from under my arms ! |
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow! |
Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.
Don't talk rubbish ! |
Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar
Well I can't believe that ! |
Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do ?
Saw the legs off of your bed ! |
Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake
Sleep in another room then ! |
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction ! |
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?
You have a broken finger! |
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