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Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off. |
Doctor, doctor, I can't stand 'Crossroads' and 'Coronation Street'.
Try keeping off cereals for a while. |
Doctor, doctor, I can't stop climbing mountains.
Relax, we'll soon have you in peak condition. |
Doctor, doctor, I can't stop doing crosswords.
What's wrong?
I haven't a clue. |
Doctor, doctor, I can't stop eating Indian food.
Don't try to curry favour with me. |
Doctor, doctor, I can't stop fishing.
Drop me a line when you're feeling better. |
Doctor, doctor, I can't stop playing Scrabble.
My word! |
Doctor, doctor, I can't stop robbing banks.
Sit down and I'll take a few notes. |
Doctor, doctor, I can't stop shoplifting.
Have you taken anything for it? |
Doctor, doctor, I can't stop stealing things.
Take these pills for a week. If they don't work, get me a colour telly. |
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