| Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it ?|
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties !
|Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar !|
Have you taken anything for it ?
| Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible.|
Yes I can see you're not all there !
| Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up !|
Just simmer down !
| Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.|
Oh dear, that's a lot of calories !
| Doctor, doctor, I'm allergic to perfume. |
I'll have you scent to a specialist.
| Doctor, doctor, I'm allergic to snuff. |
That complaint is not to be sneezed at.
| Doctor, doctor, I'm allergic to the high jump. |
Don't worry - you'll soon get over it.
| Doctor, doctor, I'm always talking to myself. |
I shouldn't worry about that. But I'm so boring!
| Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door.|
Don't worry - I'll pull you through.
|Doctor Doctor Jokes!|